Don't Be A Dick Heart Candle

For anyone who occasionally (or frequently) needs a gentle reminder wrapped in sarcasm and soy wax that kindness is still in fashion. This heart candle delivers a little wisdom with a whole lot of attitude. It's a reminder, a nudge, and a funny gift all at once. The messaging lands differently depending on who reads it — some see philosophy, others see a personal attack, everyone laughs. Soy wax blend 13.5 oz unscented candle. Candle measures 4.5" x 4.5" x 2.5". Box measures: 5.5" x 5.5" x 3.5". Heart-shaped with warm, inviting packaging. The design is bold enough to command attention on a shelf but sophisticated enough that it doesn't feel cheap. Perfect for office desks, bedside tables, or that special spot in the living room where guests immediately notice it. Ideal for gift boutiques, lifestyle retailers, office gift shops, and anywhere that sells to people with actual senses of humor. This one works for coworker gifts, friend gifts, and "I'm not mad, just disappointed" gifts. Retailers love this be