Anxiety Pen Set

For the person who has already thought about every possible way this could go wrong, made three contingency plans, and is still not sure it's enough. The Anxiety Pen Set is five pens for the most lovably overthinking, worst-case-scenario-planning person in your store — and seeing themselves in these phrases is going to be a genuine relief. Featuring phrases for the beautifully, exhaustingly anxious: OMG ARE YOU MAD AT ME? BRB LET ME OVERTHINK THIS EVEN MY ANXIETY HAS ANXIETY I CAME. I SAW. I HAD ANXIETY SO I LEFT. CAN'T WAIT TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING TODAY! Packaged on a bold, retail-ready illustrated card that resonates immediately with anyone who has ever spiraled before bed about something that happened six years ago. The humor is tender, knowing, and completely on point. A perfect fit for gift shops, mental health-adjacent boutiques, bookstores, and any retailer whose customers know the difference between a worry spiral and a productive thought. Retailers love this set because: • Anxiety humor is one