{"product_id":"panic-funny-glitter-disco-glass-ornament-holiday-gift","title":"Panic Disco Glass Ornament","description":"The Panic Disco Ball Glass Ornament is shiny, silver, and dangerously relatable. Hand-blown glass with bold pink lettering gives major holiday meltdown energy - the kind of festive chaos that belongs on every Christmas tree. Equal parts disco and disaster, this ornament is proof that your panic can still sparkle.\n\nWhy customers love it:\nHigh-shine mirrored glass reflects every twinkle light.\nThe ultimate funny Christmas ornament - chic and unhinged in all the right ways.\nPerfect gift for friends who thrive under holiday pressure.\nAdds personality, humor, and modern style to traditional holiday décor.\n\nBest for:\nHoliday boutiques, home décor stores, and gift shops with personality.\nShoppers looking for witty, relatable Christmas ornaments.\nRetailers merchandising “holiday survival” or self-care-themed displays.\n\nProduct details:\nGlass Blown Ornament\nShape: Disco Ball\nSaying: “Panic”\nDimensions: 3” L × 3” W × 3” H\nMade in China\n\n\nMerchandising tips:\nHang in clusters for a “disco meltdown” tree moment or pair with pink tinsel and metallic garland. Display near humor-based gifts or self-care products for a festive-but-real retail story.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43801492881485,"sku":"ORNMT006","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/1913\/9149\/files\/b19f85ee4f5dd9e5927781cc77cb8f7884e18daeb11a96ba6034170a4fe6a7f1.png?v=1789744856","url":"https:\/\/surlaplagenj.com\/products\/panic-funny-glitter-disco-glass-ornament-holiday-gift","provider":"Sur La Plage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}