{"product_id":"dont-touch-me-funny-cactus-glass-ornament-holiday-gift","title":"Don't Touch Me Ornament","description":"The Don’t Touch Me Glass Ornament is prickly, dramatic, and honestly very relatable. This hand-blown cactus ornament features vibrant green glass, colorful florals, and gold lettering that practically screams “personal space please.”\n\nWhy customers love it:\n\n• A funny ornament for introverts and overstimulated queens everywhere.\n• Bright green glass and colorful floral details stand out beautifully.\n• Adds humor and personality to holiday décor.\n• Makes a perfect gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who hates hugs.\n\nBest for:\n\n• Boutiques with modern or southwestern-inspired décor.\n• Shoppers who love sarcastic holiday ornaments.\n• Retailers looking for colorful statement ornaments.\n\nProduct details:\n\n• Glass Blown Ornament\n• Shape: Cactus\n• Saying: “Don’t Touch Me”\n• Made in China\n\nMerchandising tips:\n\nMerchandise alongside Lucky Fucker or Zero Sense of Direction for a playful, personality-driven ornament assortment. Perfect for colorful trees and western-inspired holiday displays.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43801493438541,"sku":"ORNMT010","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/1913\/9149\/files\/15919a474e5893197838a8a2d7e9e831642c3bdfbba59cd3a2dbd3878e896ccb.png?v=1789744883","url":"https:\/\/surlaplagenj.com\/products\/dont-touch-me-funny-cactus-glass-ornament-holiday-gift","provider":"Sur La Plage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}